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A high school teacher was so unsatisfied with her current
job, so she quit her job. She was so confident that she wouldn't
have trouble finding a new position, because there was a
nationwide shortage of teachers.
She started emailing cover letters to potential employers
and she attached the same resume to each one. Six months later,
she was so disappointed that she had not received any interview requests.
Then she received an email message from an employer that
explained why she hadn't heard from anyone.
The email message read: "Your resume was not attached as you
indicated. But I want to thank you so much for the roast lamb recipe
that you attached."
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out this list of very popular career, job search, pay & salary
frequently asked questions & answers
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A few months after an
employee was hired, he was called to the Human Resources Manager's
office.
The Manager said: "You have some
explaining to do. When you initially
applied for this job, you told us you had 10 years of experience. We
just found out that this is the first job you have had, so you have no
experience."
The employee replied:
"That's because in your advertisement for this job, it said that
you prefer somebody with imagination."
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At the beginning of a job
interview, the job applicant asked to see the interviewer's resume to
check if she was qualified to judge job applicants.
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